Putin VS Obama OR Macho Man vs. Sissy-Boy

Young Putin was serious.

Young Obama was a pot-smoking  clown.

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Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.

Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.

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Putin rides horses.

Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.

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Putin plays with loaded rifles.

Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.

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Putin power-swims in cold water.

Skinnyflab Obama wades in warm.

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Putin drinks beer like a man.

Obama sips with dainty pinky extended.

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Putin drives Formula I race cars.

Obama..............well.

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Putin: Navy speedboats.

Obama: Boogie boards.

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Putin is muscular.

Obama is a skinny legged runt.

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Putin casts his fishing rod like a man.

Obama .........well.

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Putin controls his dog without a leash.

Obama's dog walks him!

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Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem.

Obama doesn't give a damn!

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Putin sits like a man.

Obama sits like one of the girls.

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Putin: Eye of the Tiger

Obama: Feminine look, plastic smile

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Putin married this soft spoken beauty.

Obama....... well.

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Rumor: Putin's mistress: (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva

Obama's "mistress": (most likely true)   Kal Penn

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Putin is great with babies.

Obama is awkward with babies.

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Putin looks China's President in the eye.

Obama bows like a weak dog.

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Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye.

Obama..... W T F?!

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Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.

 

  Obama.....WTF?!!!!!!!

 

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Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover.

Obama...............well.

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