A quick report from Florida after the disaster which was purported to end all life on earth at midnight last night if one believes the White House and mainstream media:
1. All warm blooded animals still appear to be alive and normal at my location. No blood on the floors, no appearance of irregular heartbeat, just one human with a mild hangover.
2. All cold blooded animals, condition unknown because I’m not checking on snakes or alligators in the dark.
3. The internet is still up, all cable television stations still on, CNBC is still broadcasting BS, and no commercial airliners crashed into my house last night despite the lack of Air Traffic Controllers.