...but you're not allowed to document it. Like your "special secret"with the "Inappropriate Uncle" division of the federal government, that you're not allowed to share with other grown-ups (they'd just accuse you of lying and trying to get attention anyway).
I feel violated but it's obvious my daughter brought it on herself. I mean, look at her all dressing like a potential terrorist/drug trafficker. People who roll in on hot pink wheelchairs, wearing a gingerbread coat and clutching a stuffed baby lamb, are just begging to be harassed.